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The Onion Predicted Media's Handling of Steubenville Rape - ABC News
The Onion's satirical stories have included some uncanny predictions of real-life events -- including the media's odd coverage of the Steuben ville rape case.
Internet Finds Onion Rape & Incest Story Deeply Unfunny - The Atlantic
<em>The Onion</em>&#39;s usual brand of satire fell flat today when the humor publication tried to find the funny in the fake story of a 13-year-old being sexually assaulted by her stepfather.
College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed
Colorado star Jacob Ross faced the biggest obstacle of his life when he committed a shocking and sudden rape. But he found the strength to return to his game like nothing had happened.
College Rape Victim Pretty Thrilled She Gets To Recount Assault To Faculty Committee
CLAREMONT, CA—Visibly excited for the thrilling hour ahead, college sophomore Megan Anderson enthusiastically made her way to a meeting with members of her university’s Office of Student Conflict Resolution to offer a detailed account of her recent sexual assault, the eager undergraduate told reporters Tuesday. “I get…
Pregnant Woman Relieved To Learn Her Rape Was Illegitimate
LITCHFIELD, CT—Though she was initially upset following the brutal sexual assault last month that left her pregnant, victim Martha Byars told reporters she was relieved Sunday to learn from Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) that her ability to conceive her unwanted child proves she was not, in fact, legitimately raped.
‘You’re Going Away For A Long Time’ Says Police Officer Successfully Locking Up Rape Kit
SAN DIEGO—Proudly dusting off his hands and slamming the door shut, local police officer Jason McCabe reportedly said “You’re going away for a long time” Thursday after successfully locking up a rape kit. “You’re never getting out of here, not on my watch,” said the 10-year police force veteran, who threatened to…
Woman Probably Just Made Up Rape Story In Order To Get Threatening Emails
CHARLOTTE, NC—Insisting the alleged victim must have an ulterior motive, numerous residents told reporters Thursday that local woman Beth Hutchins probably made up her story about being raped just so she could receive a barrage of threatening emails. “I’m sure she saw the opportunity to get tons of vicious, verbally…
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Rape Investigation Finds Star College Quarterback Has Got The Goods
‘He Can Make All The Throws And Has A Cannon For An Arm,’ Confirms Sexual Assault Inquiry
San Francisco Police Department Accused Of Using Rape Kit DNA To Arrest Victim For Unrelated Crime
San Francisco police used DNA collected as part of a rape exam to link a woman to a property crime, a practice which critics claim violates her constitutional rights and will deter victims of sexual assault from coming forward. What do you think?